A Haircut for Toast

Generate exactly one original image. Aspect ratio 4:3. A humorous photoreal miniature barbershop set: a tall slice of toast sits upright in a red vinyl barber chair wrapped in a striped barber cape. A human barber’s two hands enter from above, one holding a small comb against the toast crust, the other safely trimming only its dark crust with tiny scissors. Golden crumbs cover the cape like fresh hair clippings. Chrome mirror in background, mint tile, direct flash and dramatic close view, toast has no face or limbs. Exactly one clear absurd grooming action, no text or brands. No watermark. Text-to-image only; no reference pixels supplied.