A Haircut for the Shadow

Create exactly one original humorous editorial illustration, landscape 4:3, text only with no reference pixels. In a small barbershop, an adult customer with a perfectly neat haircut sits motionless beneath a cream cape. Their enormous wall shadow has wildly overgrown black hair, and the barber stands beside the wall using oversized silver scissors to trim only that shadow. A fresh crescent of flat black shadow hair visibly drops toward a small dustpan below; the customer's real hair remains untouched. Hard lamp illumination establishes the original shadow direction. Pale salmon wall, moss-green chair, chunky linocut-like shapes with subtle paper grain, one clear side-on scene. No mirror text, advertising, logos, signature or watermark.