Opossum Reading Newspaper on Toilet

soft vintage oil painting, a quirky opossum sitting on a vintage toilet reading a newspaper, small round glasses perched on its nose, a deadpan unbothered straight-faced expression, in a moody vintage bathroom, a soft muted dusty-teal and warm cream palette, soft dramatic side light, smooth softly blended brushwork, one centered subject, generous soft negative space --no human face, human hands, googly eyes, smiling, winking, cartoon, 3d render, cgi, glossy, photorealistic, photograph, neon, oversaturated, harsh shadows, vector, text, watermark, signature, signed, frame, thick impasto, heavy brushstrokes --chaos 1 --ar 2:3 --stylize 90 --hd --profile p8zxos3 --profile j7mz666