Midnight Bread Guardian

Create a humorous original woodblock-style kitchen still life: a plump black cat crouches behind a giant round sourdough loaf, only its triangular ears and alert yellow eyes peeking over the crust. The loaf fills the lower middle, scored with three clean diagonal cuts and rendered in ochre with coarse carved hatching. Muted indigo tiles, ivory counter and one small teal butter dish give a quiet domestic setting. Flat restrained colors, visible ink grain, angular yet soft-edged silhouettes, warm paper border and generous upper space. Cat anatomy remains coherent behind the loaf. No text, artist signature or packaging labels; prioritize the unmistakable hiding-cat visual joke. Generate exactly one finished image. Aspect ratio 4:5.